Dear Devoted Readers

Tue, Nov 8th, 2005 | 10:09pm

Hello. For those of you visiting from the messageboards, welcome. Feel free to look around, make yourself at home, and help yourself to my content.

My only request is that you keep your Sense of Humor loaded and within easy reach while you're here. Many a wary websurfer has trod these grounds without one, and often rendered themselves unnecessarily upset. If you are of a mature enough age to recognize that you may, in fact, not have one, I would like to ask that you please turn back now.

Have a nice day!